Beach is a nice place: bikini or even nude girls; gorgeous boobs; sexy guys…
But beach is not for everyone.
Are you one of these poor guys?
1. Skimboarders with loose jeans
If you are not in shape, don’f go to beach with loose jeans.
2. Sexy girls with expensive footwear
Who should stay away from the beach: Sexy girls with expensive footwear. Less is more.
3. Man or woman without hat
If you don’t have a hat, don’t nap on the beach. Stupid guys will kick your head.
4. Guys who plan to propose
You should not propose in the beach unless you get a fake ring.
5. Guys with dogs
If you are a dog, continue to view other funny photos and never go to beach with guys.
6. Anyone who want to get free sex on the beach
Free sex in the beach is enticing. But it could be just a hole of trap.
7. Guys who are not good at acrobat.
8. Guys who mistimes the wave
If you mistime the wave, you will surely mistime girls. Don’t waste time on the beach.
9. Guys with a family
Beach is as boring as your bedroom, if you bring your family to beach..
10. Parkour dude with the ladies
You only need impress one girl!
11. Adventurous couple
Stupid + stupid = 2* fail
12. Flat-chested girls
If you are a flat-chested girl, beach is not fun at all.
13. Girls who like ice cream
Don’t eat ice cream in beach, because birds are just waiting for it.
14. Guys like parasailing
Who should stay away from the beach? Guys like parasailing
15. Guys with speedboat
Good landing!
16. Guys (and girls) with Crocs
Crocs is not a good idea for beach.Go naked.
17. Woman with a lazy cat
Not all cats enjoy the beach, bitch.
18. Lucky guys and girls
If you are lucky like shit, don’t go to beach.
