Shit slogan: organsm donor
slogan
My nipples get harder than most guy’s dicks
Not offensive, because it is the truth. Nowadays, many guys can only type and make cyber friends, and are not
begging money for the assassination of George W. Bush
At least, you will get support form 51% Americana and 80% of world population.
Ninja’s killed my family, need monry for Kongfu lessons
Are the Kongfu lessons just coning you? Better to use the money on beer and woman so that you will
funny beggar, I am not bullshiting you
Good beggar, your begging is justified; all man should support him. We also need money for beer and hooker.
I did this to you
Are you sure you did it, poor guy? Maybe your best friend did it, only your wife or girlfriend knows.
Porn star
Porn stars are always reluctant to admit their occupation. This lady is an exception. This photo also illustrates any woman
Top ten reasons to buy me booze
Beggars are different. This guy sounds like a politician: talking rubbish seriously.
Aliens seeking help
Poor guys, you cannot go back to Mars. Live with human beings here. I know this is a tough task
Drink till you want me
Beer is good, especially for man. It can help you get girls, at least. For girls, of course, it help
Good, cheap and fast service
Don’t be greedy. Good and cheap service cannot be fast. Good and fast service cannot be cheap. Cheap and fast
I will not love you long
At least, the girl (or the bitch?) is honest. Nothing wrong with bitch, if she is honest enough to tell
I don’t need sex, the government fucks me everyday
Yes, it is said by a man ” I do not need sex”…….because….the government fucks us everyday already..
How to save a virgin?
It is a tough question. But hookers can solve the problem professionally: do me instead.
What does FBI stand for?
You know FBI? Maybe not. According to this guy, it stands for Female Body Inspector. Oh, this is his dream
Real boobs rock
There are so many artificial boobs, and men are complaining… So, if you have real boobs, please do not hesitate
Funny slogan: I wishes these two balls were brains
Shit slogan-I wishes these were brains. This is against all man’s wishes, I guess.
Offline, finally
How many hours are you wasting on the internet everyday? Sooner, or later, you will be offline, believe in it