Is it a penis? No, just egg shells

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Facebook Bra

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Hard working

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T-shirt for geeks and nerds

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My nipples get harder than most guy’s dicks

funny shit slogan, my nipples get harder than most guys

Not offensive, because it is the truth. Nowadays, many guys can only type and make cyber friends, and are not able to make a physical love. Woman is complaining.