Who should stay away from the beach?

Who should stay away from the beach? Skimboarders with loose jeans

Beach is a nice place: bikini or even nude girls; gorgeous boobs; sexy guys... But beach is not for everyone. Are you one of these poor guys? 1. Skimboarders with loose jeans   2. Sexy girls with expensive footwear   3. Man or woman without hat   4. Guys who plan to propose   5. Guys with dogs   6. Anyone who want to get free sex on the beach   7. Guys who are not good ...