Funny hot dogs

photo-of-couple-with-mating-dogs

Dogs are just like humans; when the moment comes, they cannot stop it. If humans can do it in the Oval Office, why dogs cannot do it anywhere?

Funny wedding cake, skiing couple

funny wedding cake with skiing couple, ready for sex

Skiing is good good for your health, and your sexual life. This pair is ready now.

Chiclet satisfies when hes’ not

A banned commercial for Super Bowl 2011. Woman would have been more happy if the ad had been aired.

Curved bed

funny curved bed, not good for sex, your wife may complain

Nice design, but does your wife agree? At least it is not good for sex.

Blow job may kill you, use condom

funny blow job, you put a gun in your mouth, so use condom to protect yourself

it is like a gun that you put into your mouth. Protect yourself with condom.

Blow job, too big

funny Durex XXL condom ad, blow job

Another Durex XXL condom ad. The consequence of blow job if it is too big. Be aware, girls.

Tulipan condom ad: happy aunts

funny Tulipan condom ads, happy aunts

Where comes the girl (or boy) if this Tulipan condom works? Better choose Durex, because all Durex ads only has the sexy and happy woman. No Kidding.

Funny condom ads: take longer

funny condom ads, play crossword,  long pleasure

Play crossword? It seems the sex is boring for the guy. Poor condom.

Dog’s revenge for being neutered

funny dog peeing on the woman, revenge for being neutered

Being neutered is usually against dog's will as most animals want sex. So, whenever chance comes, dog will revenge.

My nipples get harder than most guy’s dicks

funny shit slogan, my nipples get harder than most guys

Not offensive, because it is the truth. Nowadays, many guys can only type and make cyber friends, and are not able to make a physical love. Woman is complaining.

Funny kids, kissing as lovers

funny kids lover kissing in classroom

Surely, they are kids. Do they have the rights of having lovers (in classroom)? Relief: they are probably too young to know how to make love.

masturbation?

Funny kids enjoying the strip dance

funny kids enjoying beer and strip dance

Good parents. Good education. Beer, money and woman, kids should learn to enjoy.

Sorry boys, I eat pussy

sorry boys, i eat pussy

Do you guys dare to try this girl?

Human meat

funny human meat

Is it delicious? If a man has the choice, he will chose sex, other than her meat, no matter he is a vegetarian or not.

Skyy vodka

funny Skyy Vodka ad, how to get a woman

You need Vodka to get woman's attention. It is probably true in Russia.

perverted dog enjoying the breast

funny perverted dog licking the breast

Even a perverted dog knows foreplay, thanks to our successful sex education in primary school.

Sexy sex education: use condoms to protect yourself from bugs

sexy sex education, use condom to protect yourself from bugs

Nice educational material for sex education. Actually it is a commercial for a condom. Anyway, every man wants to be the bug, or to smash the bug.

Sex sign

funny sex sign, sex in 3 kms

All men and bitches will be excited once seeing this sign. Nerds will shutdown the computer and wait..

Funny subway’s sexy sign

funny sex sign for Subway

Poor marketing team in Subway. Poor way to attract attention. Enjoy your sex and the Sandwich.

Sex education: do you want to have sex with Hitler?

funny sex education, stay cool, or you will be screwed by Hitler

Current or even previous generations cannot read it properly, as not so many girls hate Hitler any more. Anyway, at that time, girls were different from today's, and they would not want to be screwed by a politician unless there were no choices.

Sex education: what will you bring home

funny sex education, not bring AIDS home

When picking up a girl, think whether she is clean. The problem is people will only think about this when it is too late.

Funny girl: tear off for my number

funny tear off, my number, prostitute,

Nice innovation for hookers. Had someone picked one for Mr. Strauss-Kahn, he should still have been the IMF chief now.

Sex, Sex, Sex, sorry, just no smoking

funny no smoking sign, sex

A sign that can catch the attention of both man and woman. It is better than a plain "no smoking"; human brains need some stimulation constantly nowadays.

I did this to you

funny slogan, I did this to you, for the new baby

Are you sure you did it, poor guy? Maybe your best friend did it, only your wife or girlfriend knows. Anyway, congratulations for the new baby.

Sex education: abstinence untill marriage

funny sex education, abstinence until marriage.

Nice slogan. But who will marry here if she keep abstinence until marriage? Unless she marries before 16.

Why my ego is so big?

shit slogan, wanna know why my ego is so big

Shit slogan. Wanna know why my ego is so big?

Honest beggar: need money to get molested

funny beggar, need money to drunken so that  woman can molest him

An honest beggar. All politicians should learn from him.

Wearable Nintendo

funny wearable Nintendo, foreplay for your boyfriend or husband

No wonder man is crazy for Nintendo. Best gift for your boyfriend, or husband if he does not know foreplay.

Drink till you want me

drink more beer, then you will want to have sex with me

Beer is good, especially for man. It can help you get girls, at least. For girls, of course, it help you become women.

Sex education: Condoman says, protect yourself

funny sex education, protect yourself, use condom, said condoman

Funny and cool sex education poster. Use condom, to protect yourself.

Funny sex education: she may look clean, but may spread VD

funny sex education, she may look clean, but may spread venereal disease (VD)

Must be designed by an ugly lady.. Anyway, it is just an U.S. propaganda poster targeted at World War II soldiers and sailors and appealed to their patriotism in urging them to protect themselves.

Funny sex education: loose woman may also be loaded with disease

funny sex education, loose woman may also be loaded with disease, don

Good sex education. Don't take chance with pickups, go to brothels? Discrimination to non-hookers. Loose woman may be loaded with disease, oh, just a defamation to sex workers.

Funny photo bomb: mating dogs

funny photo bomb, mating dogs, wedding photo

The dogs cannot wait even one more minute.

Funny and sexy commercials: firming cream

Funny molestation

funny molestation , blow job, with a statue, wrong stick

Molestation can be initiated by a woman or a bitch. Poor bitch, you got the wrong stick.

Funny pose, blow job in the beach

funny pose, blow job with a statue in the beach

No wonder so many people want to be famous. After their death, a statue will be erected and they will enjoy these blow jobs which their wives cannot provide.

Funny pose, group sex and blow job

funny pose, group sex and blow job with three guys, a bitch

She did it again! Group sex and blow job, and three satisfied guys and one bitch.

Funny pose, play with me, please

funny pose, fuck me, play with me, poor guy

You need find enjoyment, just like this guy,

Enjoy the molestation, funny pose

funny pose, enjoy the molestation, woman and statue

Molestation can be invited, and may be enjoyable, if it is an affair between a woman and a statue.