funny car bed
Mobile bed? You need park it firmly once you get a girlfriend.
perverted dog enjoying the breast
Even a perverted dog knows foreplay, thanks to our successful sex education in primary school.
Genuine fake watches
Initially, I had thought it is in China. But there are no Chinese characters. Is it in the special administrative
The lost dog
Big ass and little dog. This is so common. Now you know why there are so many lost dogs due
Funny double deck car
We can see so many double deck buses in London. But how about double deck Porsche? The guy probably got
Funny car, cat car
Man likes car, but generally not cat. So, the car is probably made for woman, and by woman.
the most accurate sign in McDonald’s
Yes, it is accurate. i guess this is part of the McDonald’s culture, for example, even for their junk food,
Serious warning, kids unattended will be sold to circus
Nice warning sign. But for parents who want to send their kids to circus, this is an advertisement. So, putting
Funny Rowenta ad
Now I understand why Rowenta is so expensive in the department store.. Hope it works as advertised.
Sexy sex education: use condoms to protect yourself from bugs
Nice educational material for sex education. Actually it is a commercial for a condom. Anyway, every man wants to be
Reality sucks
Romantic moments only happen in movies. In reality, anything can spoil it, even a seagull.
Real milk shake from McDonald’s
Not only junk food, but also amusement, can be found in McDonald’s. Anyway, the cow is brave enough, isn’t it?
Sex sign
All men and bitches will be excited once seeing this sign. Nerds will shutdown the computer and wait..
Statue and sexy girls
Not only their mouths, but also eyes, are hungry, when there are any sexy girls. This is called live statue;
Funny urinal, hungry mouth waiting for your dick
Guys will like it, and pee there even he has nothing to pee. Enjoy the virtual blow job.
Warning, do not feed the pigeon, or you will lose a finger
Good sign. If nobody feed them, will they survive? Because I always see them in Twitter.
Funny sleeping kid
Sleep is always joyful. Kids can enjoy it anywhere, any time. But man need a bed and one or more
Funny water closet
Water closet can be amusing, not just stinky. You probably will feel better if you can image it is your
Funny urinal-suck it
It is funny, but not attractive for man. A female’s mouth is needed; otherwise, use it in the lady’s room.
Funny subway’s sexy sign
Poor marketing team in Subway. Poor way to attract attention. Enjoy your sex and the Sandwich.
House for sale sign
A genuine reason for the sale. Straightforward and honest. If our politicians can be that honest, our life surely would
Sex education: do you want to have sex with Hitler?
Current or even previous generations cannot read it properly, as not so many girls hate Hitler any more. Anyway, at
Sex education: what will you bring home
When picking up a girl, think whether she is clean. The problem is people will only think about this when
Bird’s lesson: how to poop on people
Not only human beings are leaning, but also the animals. We learn how to kill animals, so, animals learn how
Just a shadow
Don’t think too much, it is simply a shadow. Hopefully, this post is not censored in the middle east.
Stop looking in our window
Surely to read this notice, people have to look into your window, you pervert.
Welcome to Alston, please die slowly
Nice road sign. Visitors will surely drive slowly; otherwise they have to die slowly.
Reject Christ to receive the bacon
A future star politician. We have been screwed by those politicians so many times, and this will continue thanks to
Gabarge only, no trash
Nice signboard. Garbage and trash everywhere. Found in Microsoft? or the White House? or the Capitol Hill?
Funny girl: tear off for my number
Nice innovation for hookers. Had someone picked one for Mr. Strauss-Kahn, he should still have been the IMF chief now.
McDonald’s in Iraq
Business is business. For businessman, money is money. Maybe, McDonald’s can sue this guy to get a share of revenue,
Sex, Sex, Sex, sorry, just no smoking
A sign that can catch the attention of both man and woman. It is better than a plain “no smoking”;
Playboy cover girl
I never know Playboy gives freebies. Anyway, nice girl, and possibly a nice cover for your eyeballs.
begging money for the assassination of George W. Bush
At least, you will get support form 51% Americana and 80% of world population.
Ninja’s killed my family, need monry for Kongfu lessons
Are the Kongfu lessons just coning you? Better to use the money on beer and woman so that you will
funny beggar, I am not bullshiting you
Good beggar, your begging is justified; all man should support him. We also need money for beer and hooker.
I did this to you
Are you sure you did it, poor guy? Maybe your best friend did it, only your wife or girlfriend knows.
Sex education: abstinence untill marriage
Nice slogan. But who will marry here if she keep abstinence until marriage? Unless she marries before 16.
Porn star
Porn stars are always reluctant to admit their occupation. This lady is an exception. This photo also illustrates any woman
Wearable Nintendo
No wonder man is crazy for Nintendo. Best gift for your boyfriend, or husband if he does not know foreplay.
Top ten reasons to buy me booze
Beggars are different. This guy sounds like a politician: talking rubbish seriously.
Aliens seeking help
Poor guys, you cannot go back to Mars. Live with human beings here. I know this is a tough task
Drink till you want me
Beer is good, especially for man. It can help you get girls, at least. For girls, of course, it help
Code HTML for food
Professional laid off from the silicon valley or maybe just a nerd. Anyhow, coding PHP or ASP, or even Java
Funny handgun shopping bag
Probably it is a shopping bag of a handgun shop. Not sure about the location of this shop, probably in
Funny Sensodyne ad, cold or hot
Funny and nice ad for the toothpaste, although the Sensodyne products are not as popular as Colgate.
Funny toothpaste ad for bad breath, Aquafresh
no matter in golf court, or in the beach, bad breath can be embarrassing. So buy a cap, if Aquafresh
Sex education: Condoman says, protect yourself
Funny and cool sex education poster. Use condom, to protect yourself.
Photo bomb: eeee bad breath
Wingman usually is essential for entertainment in almost all weddings. This time, he cannot live with the bad breath of
Funny sex education: she may look clean, but may spread VD
Must be designed by an ugly lady.. Anyway, it is just an U.S. propaganda poster targeted at World War II
Photo bomb: a disgusting marriage
Surely, the boy is sick of the wedding. The bride is boring? or the food is not good.
Funny sex education: loose woman may also be loaded with disease
Good sex education. Don’t take chance with pickups, go to brothels? Discrimination to non-hookers. Loose woman may be loaded with
Funny photo bomb, Mr. Bean
Funny waiter, looks like Mr. Bean. A good bomber. Anyway, the two girls are not so bad, if you are
Playboy real boobs
You know most boobs in Playboy are the products of plastic surgery. But not always…
Giant Boobs
Not only man, but also woman dreams giant boobs. Anyhow, these are pears. so even sweeter. juicier than the real
Why hooker is better than wife
Man can also be a victim of family violence. This explains for some people a hooker is better than the
Funny molestation
Molestation can be initiated by a woman or a bitch. Poor bitch, you got the wrong stick.
Funny pose, blow job in the beach
No wonder so many people want to be famous. After their death, a statue will be erected and they will
Funny pose, group sex and blow job
She did it again! Group sex and blow job, and three satisfied guys and one bitch.
