Blow job may kill you, use condom
it is like a gun that you put into your mouth. Protect yourself with condom.
funny
Blow job, too big
Another Durex XXL condom ad. The consequence of blow job if it is too big. Be aware, girls.
How to secure your password?
An innovative way to secure your password. At least, nobody can peer it.
Tulipan condom ad: happy aunts
Where comes the girl (or boy) if this Tulipan condom works? Better choose Durex, because all Durex ads only has
Dog’s revenge for being neutered
Being neutered is usually against dog’s will as most animals want sex. So, whenever chance comes, dog will revenge.
My nipples get harder than most guy’s dicks
Not offensive, because it is the truth. Nowadays, many guys can only type and make cyber friends, and are not
Funny kids, kissing as lovers
Surely, they are kids. Do they have the rights of having lovers (in classroom)? Relief: they are probably too young
Funny handbag: rain boot
Handbag for rainy days? It seems it is hard to get as it is apparently customized for this lady’s clothes.
Funny kids enjoying the strip dance
Good parents. Good education. Beer, money and woman, kids should learn to enjoy.
Funny floating house
House without foundation? Looks nice, but how to access for people except Marine? Had Osma bin Laden rented this house
funny handbag
Probably for a funny lady. Anyway, it is an animal that may gives women some pleasure.
Human meat
Is it delicious? If a man has the choice, he will chose sex, other than her meat, no matter he
Shower gel for dirty woman
No matter how dirty she is, she can find a man to clean. Shower gel, WTF?
perverted dog enjoying the breast
Even a perverted dog knows foreplay, thanks to our successful sex education in primary school.
Genuine fake watches
Initially, I had thought it is in China. But there are no Chinese characters. Is it in the special administrative
The lost dog
Big ass and little dog. This is so common. Now you know why there are so many lost dogs due
Funny double deck car
We can see so many double deck buses in London. But how about double deck Porsche? The guy probably got
Funny car, cat car
Man likes car, but generally not cat. So, the car is probably made for woman, and by woman.
the most accurate sign in McDonald’s
Yes, it is accurate. i guess this is part of the McDonald’s culture, for example, even for their junk food,
Serious warning, kids unattended will be sold to circus
Nice warning sign. But for parents who want to send their kids to circus, this is an advertisement. So, putting
Funny Rowenta ad
Now I understand why Rowenta is so expensive in the department store.. Hope it works as advertised.
Sexy sex education: use condoms to protect yourself from bugs
Nice educational material for sex education. Actually it is a commercial for a condom. Anyway, every man wants to be
Reality sucks
Romantic moments only happen in movies. In reality, anything can spoil it, even a seagull.
Real milk shake from McDonald’s
Not only junk food, but also amusement, can be found in McDonald’s. Anyway, the cow is brave enough, isn’t it?
Sex sign
All men and bitches will be excited once seeing this sign. Nerds will shutdown the computer and wait..
Statue and sexy girls
Not only their mouths, but also eyes, are hungry, when there are any sexy girls. This is called live statue;
Funny urinal, hungry mouth waiting for your dick
Guys will like it, and pee there even he has nothing to pee. Enjoy the virtual blow job.
Warning, do not feed the pigeon, or you will lose a finger
Good sign. If nobody feed them, will they survive? Because I always see them in Twitter.
Funny sleeping kid
Sleep is always joyful. Kids can enjoy it anywhere, any time. But man need a bed and one or more
Funny water closet
Water closet can be amusing, not just stinky. You probably will feel better if you can image it is your
Funny urinal-suck it
It is funny, but not attractive for man. A female’s mouth is needed; otherwise, use it in the lady’s room.
Funny subway’s sexy sign
Poor marketing team in Subway. Poor way to attract attention. Enjoy your sex and the Sandwich.
House for sale sign
A genuine reason for the sale. Straightforward and honest. If our politicians can be that honest, our life surely would
Sex education: do you want to have sex with Hitler?
Current or even previous generations cannot read it properly, as not so many girls hate Hitler any more. Anyway, at
Sex education: what will you bring home
When picking up a girl, think whether she is clean. The problem is people will only think about this when
Bird’s lesson: how to poop on people
Not only human beings are leaning, but also the animals. We learn how to kill animals, so, animals learn how
Just a shadow
Don’t think too much, it is simply a shadow. Hopefully, this post is not censored in the middle east.
Stop looking in our window
Surely to read this notice, people have to look into your window, you pervert.
Welcome to Alston, please die slowly
Nice road sign. Visitors will surely drive slowly; otherwise they have to die slowly.
Reject Christ to receive the bacon
A future star politician. We have been screwed by those politicians so many times, and this will continue thanks to
Gabarge only, no trash
Nice signboard. Garbage and trash everywhere. Found in Microsoft? or the White House? or the Capitol Hill?
Funny girl: tear off for my number
Nice innovation for hookers. Had someone picked one for Mr. Strauss-Kahn, he should still have been the IMF chief now.
McDonald’s in Iraq
Business is business. For businessman, money is money. Maybe, McDonald’s can sue this guy to get a share of revenue,
Sex, Sex, Sex, sorry, just no smoking
A sign that can catch the attention of both man and woman. It is better than a plain “no smoking”;
Playboy cover girl
I never know Playboy gives freebies. Anyway, nice girl, and possibly a nice cover for your eyeballs.
begging money for the assassination of George W. Bush
At least, you will get support form 51% Americana and 80% of world population.
Ninja’s killed my family, need monry for Kongfu lessons
Are the Kongfu lessons just coning you? Better to use the money on beer and woman so that you will
funny beggar, I am not bullshiting you
Good beggar, your begging is justified; all man should support him. We also need money for beer and hooker.
I did this to you
Are you sure you did it, poor guy? Maybe your best friend did it, only your wife or girlfriend knows.
Sex education: abstinence untill marriage
Nice slogan. But who will marry here if she keep abstinence until marriage? Unless she marries before 16.
Porn star
Porn stars are always reluctant to admit their occupation. This lady is an exception. This photo also illustrates any woman
