Football and sex
sex
Obama dildo
Yes, it is official. You may order it for around $30 for your wife. Sorry, I forgot the vendor.
Porn snowman and snow-woman
Eventually, snowman is man; snow-woman is a woman. A porn is inevitable.
Funny sign, ride the slut
Yes, riding that SLUT, was free. Now it is also dirty cheap. But sorry, this SLUT is not that slut.
Funny store selling love juice
It makes guys excited, especially the red shirt girl. But who really drinks that love juice? Anyway, it is just
Funny hand job shop
Yes, it is a hand job shop. Guys, are you excited? Sorry, it seems it means something else.
Gay marriage killed dinosaur
It sounds possible. At least it is better than the rubbish theory said by so called scientist.
Funny sumo table
Sumo for Japanese is same as football for Americans. So, with a Sumo wrestler table at home is really cool
Funny wedding cake: game over
Man got married usually for sex. Marriage itself is not as interesting as games.
Funny hot dogs
Dogs are just like humans; when the moment comes, they cannot stop it. If humans can do it in the
Funny wedding cake, skiing couple
Skiing is good good for your health, and your sexual life. This pair is ready now.
Chiclet satisfies when hes’ not
A banned commercial for Super Bowl 2011. Woman would have been more happy if the ad had been aired.
Blow job may kill you, use condom
it is like a gun that you put into your mouth. Protect yourself with condom.
Blow job, too big
Another Durex XXL condom ad. The consequence of blow job if it is too big. Be aware, girls.
Tulipan condom ad: happy aunts
Where comes the girl (or boy) if this Tulipan condom works? Better choose Durex, because all Durex ads only has
Dog’s revenge for being neutered
Being neutered is usually against dog’s will as most animals want sex. So, whenever chance comes, dog will revenge.
My nipples get harder than most guy’s dicks
Not offensive, because it is the truth. Nowadays, many guys can only type and make cyber friends, and are not
Funny kids, kissing as lovers
Surely, they are kids. Do they have the rights of having lovers (in classroom)? Relief: they are probably too young
Funny kids enjoying the strip dance
Good parents. Good education. Beer, money and woman, kids should learn to enjoy.
Human meat
Is it delicious? If a man has the choice, he will chose sex, other than her meat, no matter he
perverted dog enjoying the breast
Even a perverted dog knows foreplay, thanks to our successful sex education in primary school.
Sexy sex education: use condoms to protect yourself from bugs
Nice educational material for sex education. Actually it is a commercial for a condom. Anyway, every man wants to be
Sex sign
All men and bitches will be excited once seeing this sign. Nerds will shutdown the computer and wait..
Funny subway’s sexy sign
Poor marketing team in Subway. Poor way to attract attention. Enjoy your sex and the Sandwich.
Sex education: do you want to have sex with Hitler?
Current or even previous generations cannot read it properly, as not so many girls hate Hitler any more. Anyway, at
Sex education: what will you bring home
When picking up a girl, think whether she is clean. The problem is people will only think about this when
Funny girl: tear off for my number
Nice innovation for hookers. Had someone picked one for Mr. Strauss-Kahn, he should still have been the IMF chief now.
Sex, Sex, Sex, sorry, just no smoking
A sign that can catch the attention of both man and woman. It is better than a plain “no smoking”;
I did this to you
Are you sure you did it, poor guy? Maybe your best friend did it, only your wife or girlfriend knows.
Sex education: abstinence untill marriage
Nice slogan. But who will marry here if she keep abstinence until marriage? Unless she marries before 16.
Wearable Nintendo
No wonder man is crazy for Nintendo. Best gift for your boyfriend, or husband if he does not know foreplay.
Drink till you want me
Beer is good, especially for man. It can help you get girls, at least. For girls, of course, it help
Sex education: Condoman says, protect yourself
Funny and cool sex education poster. Use condom, to protect yourself.
Funny sex education: she may look clean, but may spread VD
Must be designed by an ugly lady.. Anyway, it is just an U.S. propaganda poster targeted at World War II
Funny sex education: loose woman may also be loaded with disease
Good sex education. Don’t take chance with pickups, go to brothels? Discrimination to non-hookers. Loose woman may be loaded with
Funny molestation
Molestation can be initiated by a woman or a bitch. Poor bitch, you got the wrong stick.
Funny pose, blow job in the beach
No wonder so many people want to be famous. After their death, a statue will be erected and they will
Funny pose, group sex and blow job
She did it again! Group sex and blow job, and three satisfied guys and one bitch.
Enjoy the molestation, funny pose
Molestation can be invited, and may be enjoyable, if it is an affair between a woman and a statue.
Sex with the bishop
Bitch does not care who is, as long as she can get sex. She also wants to give you a
I caught the big bird, funny pose
Bitches always hunt for birds. So, it is not strange even a statue cannot escape from the eyes of bitches.
Mouth hug
Is it a kind of sex harassment? Anyway, Japanese bitch always likes this blow job, even for a statue.
Play the bird
Another Japanese bitch, playing the bird. Sorry, it is a statue, but it is still insane as she should play
Funny lesbian
Lesbian is nothing wrong, but sucking in public seems not appropriate. Anyhow, it is just a statue.
Where is the bird?
The lady is so determined, even on a statue. Good luck for her husband/boy friend.
Durex Play O Gel
Next time, you should ask your partner to try the Durex Play O Gel. It is impressing, isn’t it?
Obama is surely enjoying the blow job
Now I understand why people wants to join the Madame Tussauds London, at least you may get free blow job..
Durable condom, from Durex
The ad achieved its purpose. It seems it is durable enough, and even teach you a position for your to
Sexy ad: protect yourself from AIDS
Nice ad for AIDS awareness campaign. Hope you guys learn something when enjoy the sexy girl.
How to get man washing his hands after peeing
Creative design. Man will surely enjoy the washing their hands, and even may get excited. My only complain is the
Funny ads of a website, AIDS for swallowing sperms?
Good advertisement. More importantly, good girl. But whose sperm?
Funny and sexy ads: flirt vodka
If the girl bend down for me, I will drink the vodka too.. I will not let her hurt the
Funny panties: who need credit card when you have the pussy
True. But the panties just give you the dream, dude.
Funny magazine advertisement: man’s dream
Surely, it is man’s dream. In the reality, please read the magazine and stare at the girls in the magazine..
Ass Symbols
The definite guide on ass symbols: normal ass, big ass, tight ass, rich ass, bitch ass, and smart ass..
Funny obscene logo
The designer is so perverted. Will you send your kids there after reading the logo?
Funny pose–fucking me
Nowadays, bitch is everywhere. If they cannot find a man, they will just do away with a statue..
