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Giant size model
Models are usually skinny and tall. But if she is too tall, you guys will be scared. Anyway she is
Free blow job if you buy coke there
Wow, guys, free blow job! Just buy coke there. Anyway just an illusion of a misplaced ad.
Japanese cartoon in bus stop
Only seen in Japan. Does the guy have to buy two tickets instead of one?
Genuine fake watch
Yes, it is faked. But the stall owner is honest, genuine. Surely, not in China this time.
Obama dildo
Yes, it is official. You may order it for around $30 for your wife. Sorry, I forgot the vendor.
Porn snowman and snow-woman
Eventually, snowman is man; snow-woman is a woman. A porn is inevitable.
Sternest warning: cut your bird
So many warning signs are there. But this one is serious: cut your penis if you dare to pee here.
Blow job demonstration
Don’t stare at the girl; blow job is demonstrated by a guy behind. Sorry for making you guys disappointed.
A funny warcraft fan
Not all Warcraft fans are nerds. They can be funny when the girls come. If they are not interested in
Sexy girls and naked man
It is true, sexy women are for man. If you stop staring at the the two girls, you will find
Funny wrong job: ATM operator
Jobs in banking sector are not necessarily attractive, especially in a German bank. If one day, all computers are on
Funny boob bulb in group photo
Woman likes low cut dresses because they want to show the boobs. This one is not an exception.
Even dog likes you when you take off your pants
If dog likes it, man should also. Anyway, don’t be shy girl, your buttocks look not so bad.
Funny sign, ride the slut
Yes, riding that SLUT, was free. Now it is also dirty cheap. But sorry, this SLUT is not that slut.
Funny store selling love juice
It makes guys excited, especially the red shirt girl. But who really drinks that love juice? Anyway, it is just
How to handle talkative wife?
Some problems look quite complicated, but it is easy to solve. Talkative wife is an example.
Funny hand job shop
Yes, it is a hand job shop. Guys, are you excited? Sorry, it seems it means something else.
Gay marriage killed dinosaur
It sounds possible. At least it is better than the rubbish theory said by so called scientist.
Revenge your neighbour: peeing into his tank
You hate your neighbour. You want to revenge. But you do not fuck his super-size wife. This is one solution:
Funy man with two girls
You are funny, yet stupid: you need stretch your head then look down to catch the balls.
Funny wedding photo, seduce the bride
Seducing the bride in the wedding need courage. Anyway, if someone digs out some treasure, why not take it?
Funny toilet sign, little red hood
Suitable for kindergarten, or Michael Jackson’s house (if he still lives).
Funny mother and sweet daughter
Most of the time, we see naughty daughter. Now it is time for mothers.
Funny toilet sign: peeing
Creative sign. But it is not accurate. The path of the urine varies with the urgency, and age. You cannot
Photo bomb, naked buttocks
When you see so many bitches, you also cannot hold your pants. So, don’t laugh at this guy.
Funny photo with buttocks
Nice buttocks. I also want to go to the beach too. But if you send your photo to your friends,
Big photo bomb
Typical American buttocks, huge and possibly explosive. Anyway, most of readers will not notice the buttocks because of the sexy
Funny cat suicide
Don’t give your cat a gun! You will be prosecuted if it kills itself with your gun. Anyway, gun is
Why is dog better than boy friend?
Most of the time, boy friend is just a low quality vibrator. So, if you already have a vibrator, get
Why is dog better than girl friend?
If you need a girl friend to show to your parents or friends, get a dog (male or female does
Bad breath
Bad breath is not only embarrassing, but also life threatening. If you have this problem, cure it (possible?) before taking
Funny kid sleep in the toilet
Kids can sleep anywhere. So, they have no sleep problems. If you have sleep problems, sleep in toilet, not on
Sleep in the urinal
When you drink more than you can, you will not be able to differ beer and urine. So, sleeping on
Funny six-sexy-leg table
Table with six legs? Man will laugh at it. But when he realizes these are sexy legs, he will like
Funny sumo table
Sumo for Japanese is same as football for Americans. So, with a Sumo wrestler table at home is really cool
Funny drink and sleep, sleep on the wheel
After drinking, people can sleep anywhere including whores. But sleeping in the wheel need some skills. For example, how to
Funny statue, leave head in office
Nowadays, people have to work harder and harder because most bosses has become worse and worse. Poor guy, you have
Funny wedding cake: game over
Man got married usually for sex. Marriage itself is not as interesting as games.
Funny compact Japanese car
Well, we all know Japanese car is usually compact. But this one is not only economical, but also looks funny.
Curious man studying girl’s buttocks
He is jobless, looking for something to fix or screw. Anyway, he should have been a PhD if he had
Funny group photo: boobs and butts
When these ladies show boobs, what can you show? This guy gives a correct answer.
It is girls’ fault
Who to laugh? the poor guy holding two heavy ladies. Who to blame for the erection? the two ladies.