Funny blondes, put your butts here

funny-ladies-put-your-butts-here

Genuine fake watch

genuine-fake-watches

Yes, it is faked. But the stall owner is honest, genuine. Surely, not in China this time.

Hitching sign: no where in particular

funny-hitching-sign-nowhere-in-particular

It sounds he was just dumped out by his wife.

Hitching a ride, wherever you want!

hitching-sign-wherever

Hitching, not killing

funny-hitching-sign-ontario-wont-kill

Hitch a ride is not easy especially after 911.

Sternest warning: cut your bird

funny-sign-no-peeing

So many warning signs are there. But this one is serious: cut your penis if you dare to pee here.   But come on, how about woman? what to cut?

Funny toilet sign, man’s and woman’s

funny-toilet-sign-pee-for-man-and-woman

Funny toilet sign, little red hood

funny-toilet-sign-little-red-hood-and-wolf

Suitable for kindergarten, or Michael Jackson's house (if he still lives).  

Funny toilet sign: peeing

funny-toilet-sign-peeing-man-woman

Creative sign. But it is not accurate. The path of the urine varies with the urgency, and age. You cannot expect an 80-old man produce such a strong curve.

I have a sign too

funny protest, I have a sign too

Nowadays, people will just like, just follow, just friend. So, it is not strange when you see this scene.

Genuine fake watches

funny sign, genuine fake watches

Initially, I had thought it is in China. But there are no Chinese characters. Is it in the special administrative region?

the most accurate sign in McDonald’s

funny McDonald

Yes, it is accurate. i guess this is part of the McDonald's culture, for example, even for their junk food, they tells you the calories.

Serious warning, kids unattended will be sold to circus

funny sign, unattended kids will be sold to circus

Nice warning sign. But for parents who want to send their kids to circus, this is an advertisement. So, putting a sponsoring circus in the sign will make it perfect.

Sex sign

funny sex sign, sex in 3 kms

All men and bitches will be excited once seeing this sign. Nerds will shutdown the computer and wait..

Warning, do not feed the pigeon, or you will lose a finger

funny sign, feed a pigeon, lose a finger

Good sign. If nobody feed them, will they survive? Because I always see them in Twitter.

Funny subway’s sexy sign

funny sex sign for Subway

Poor marketing team in Subway. Poor way to attract attention. Enjoy your sex and the Sandwich.

House for sale sign

funny house for sale sign, neighbor is an asshole

A genuine reason for the sale. Straightforward and honest. If our politicians can be that honest, our life surely would be far better.

funny sign: used cow for sale

funny yard sign, used cow for sale

How was it (she) being used?

Cheating husband sign

funny yard sign, cheating husband

Ex-wife is always the most dangerous.

Stop looking in our window

funny sign, if you can read this, stop looking into our window

Surely to read this notice, people have to look into your window, you pervert.

No free reading in restroom

funny sign, magazines must be purchased before bringing into toilet

Universal problem. Anyway, these are the magazines for toilet reading.

Restroom Sign

funny restroom sign,

Seen many times. Just for shitting.

Reject Christ to receive the bacon

funny girl, reject Christ to receive the bacon

A future star politician. We have been screwed by those politicians so many times, and this will continue thanks to the future generations of politicians.

Gabarge only, no trash

funny signboard found in Microsoft, the White House, and the Capitol Hill

Nice signboard. Garbage and trash everywhere. Found in Microsoft? or the White House? or the Capitol Hill?

Sex, Sex, Sex, sorry, just no smoking

funny no smoking sign, sex

A sign that can catch the attention of both man and woman. It is better than a plain "no smoking"; human brains need some stimulation constantly nowadays.

begging money for the assassination of George W. Bush

funny beggaring, bagging money for the assassination of George W.  Bush

At least, you will get support form 51% Americana and 80% of world population.

I bet you cannot hit me with a quarter

funny sign, I bet you cannot hit me with a quarter

I bet you cannot hit me with a quarter.

Ninja’s killed my family, need monry for Kongfu lessons

funny beggaring, Ninja

Are the Kongfu lessons just coning you? Better to use the money on beer and woman so that you will bury your hatred.

funny beggar, I am not bullshiting you

funny beggar, need money for beer and hooker, I am not bullshiting you at least

Good beggar, your begging is justified; all man should support him. We also need money for beer and hooker.

Honest beggar: need money to get molested

funny beggar, need money to drunken so that  woman can molest him

An honest beggar. All politicians should learn from him.

Top ten reasons to buy me booze

funny beggar, top 10 reasons to buy me the booze

Beggars are different. This guy sounds like a politician: talking rubbish seriously.

Aliens seeking help

funny sign, aliens seeking help to go back to Mars

Poor guys, you cannot go back to Mars. Live with human beings here. I know this is a tough task in US, as they are worse than animals. Anyway, stop complaining, if some Asians notice you, they will braise you (FYI, they eat every living things.)

Code HTML for food

funny beggar, code html for food, php, asp, java

Professional laid off from the silicon valley or maybe just a nerd. Anyhow, coding PHP or ASP, or even Java would sound better.

Grand walk in kitchen

funny sale sign, grand walk in kitchen, save -410

Another shit sale sign. Save -$10, for the kitchen.

Incredible sale: 3 for $2

funny sale sign, 3 for $2, each for 59 cents, crackers

Yes, it is incredible. Do these guys know math, or do buyers know math? Crackers or crappy?

Clearance sale

funny sale sign, you save -$9, clearance sale

You've been hooked? Not strange. Businessman is businessman always.

Funny sale sign, as advertised

funny sale sign, as advertised

Probably it is just as advertised. But who cares?

Reasors’ sale sign

funny Reasor

Well done Reasor's. Anyway, it seems your calculation is not accurate: the total saving should be $-0.02. Just my 2 cents.

Shit sale sign: save more for your xbox

funny sale sign, save more for your xbox console

Yes, spend even more for your xbox..

Good, cheap and fast service

funny sign, good, cheap and fast service

Don't be greedy. Good and cheap service cannot be fast. Good and fast service cannot be cheap. Cheap and fast service cannot be good.